How about, for the 4th of July, you do this: eat grilled peanut butter pound cake. It's easy to to, and I can prove it.
First, you make a peanut butter pound cake. Then, you cut it in slices and grill them.
Then, you top them with ice cream and berries.
Then, you eat your fill and feel superior to everyone else in the world who isn't eating this ambrosial treat at this instant.